Psychotically cheerful business spin ahead of the looming mass layoffs as quarterly reports and holidays are finished. "You're all now free to pursue your dream of being your own boss!" Tech and media companies aren't exempt this time, mwa hahahaha! - https://archive.ph/jbGBT
SalesForce's dot-com bubble has burst and is unloading properties and workers quickly to save money and stave off the inevitable collapse. - https://archive.ph/mcXjr
WeWork is issuing debt bonds through Japan, desperately using a teacup to remove the water already at their armpits. - https://archive.ph/seNCP
And finally, don't worry your pretty little head. We're not in a recession, it's just a slow-cession decline into burning pit of hot lava, expected to last all year...when it finally gets here, of course. - https://archive.ph/ExEDW
A slowcession? Like everything as slowed or receded?
This is just stupid now.
They are trying to rebrand another great depression as a slow down, rather than the dumpster fire it is.
Remember when they claimed Trump was a Dumpster fire?
And then he went and lit his own trashcan on fire, claiming it was the best incinerator, there was never one like it before, it's going to revolutionize the way shit is burned. If he had paid a little bit more attention to the world around him instead of letting everyone else handle it, that trashcan would have burned itself out and our economy would have come roaring back.
Oh fucking well.
It's not a recession, things are just receding a bit!
Rest In Piss, Salesforce. When your software is so bad you need "Salesforce Engineers" on your team to use it, it's time to die.
It was deliberate to force people to do business with them and only them. Its the CCP/mafia version of business software.
A retarded economy.
That's one heck of a spin. So there'll probably be tons more of these guys running around because of layoffs but if everyone is getting laid off how're they going to be able to pay for things like uber and doordash?
That's why they are doing this in waves. That's why some were fired last month before christmas, at the beginning of the month, and just before thanksgiving. Big corporations are polite to each other and take turns fucking over everyone else.
Still have no idea how the fuck WeWork became big.
Big investment banks were using it as a pump and dump scheme like every other tech IPO.
Fuck you Benioff, you feminist shill.
>Early life and education
>Benioff was raised in a Jewish family[5][6] in the San Francisco Bay Area.[7] He graduated from Burlingame High School in 1982.
Your point?