While searching something for an upcoming post the top result was Reddit so I clicked it and saw a message about seeing my "Reddit Recap 2022". Since I don't regularly visit Reddit anymore I was curious and got some unusual results
You scrolled 399 bananas
Whatever the fuck that even means...
You spent enough time to go to the moon 8.3 times
Wait...what?? How????? The Apollo 11 mission took 51 hours and 49 minutes to arrive on the lunar surface back on July 19th, 1969, hence becoming the fastest spacecraft mission to the Moon, I doubt I spent enough time on Reddit to leave Earth's atmosphere.
Here's how you kept yourself entertained
r/SquaredCircle for those wondering, a wrestling Reddit. Clicked a few links from other sites to there.
You're too wholesome to pick sides
How adorable!
Well, I am wholesome & adorable so that's true.
Through it all, you kept coming back to this post
Pierre Poilievre’s leadership bid marks a toxic turn for Canada’s Conservatives: https://www.reddit.com/r/CanadaPolitics/comments/sqr9vx/pierre_poilievres_leadership_bid_marks_a_toxic/
I looked at that post once, maybe twice
You're in the top 18% of karma earners this year
Whoa...how fucking dead is Reddit?? My last comment was 2 months ago (2 points), the last result on the 1st page of my overview is a comment from 2 years ago. I have literally SIX posts/comments this year with a total of 7 karma points.
Your top comment this year
One point...from me.
Here's how you spent your time
Top 3 results equal 23 hrs. And I did NOT spend 23 hrs in the Chrome subreddit, no fucking way. And SquaredCircle, the answer for "how you kept yourself entertained" was 1 hr.
So what are your interesting results, gang?
-I scrolled 160879 bananas, guess that is the standard unit of measurement for the monkeys that run reddit.
-I can go to the moon 18 times which considering I keep at least one reddit tab open at all times seems kind of a strange number
-I apparently spent most of my time on r/lostark....which was mostly looking for which servers housed which european community (I want my europeans speaking mostly english) so this one seems absolutely borked.
-I am also wholesome and adorable which is clearly a lie since I am very much a "draw a line in the sand" kind of person thus I will pick side and I am very much not adorable.
-I'm in the top 2% karma earners.....how exactly ? I only post there when I have some helpful gaming tips to give and mostly avoid any discussions. Are the reddit bots discussing back and forth with no humans involved then ?
-my top comment is about iphones being made with the small hands of children....
There is definitely something odd about the results but it seems a bit more incompetent that some political bias
I reckon a lot of that stuff is largely just “randomized”/averaged out…
They’re presumably not expecting people to discuss it like this, and to just find… A lot of it is the same.
Though you would think they would put some actual effort into fudging the numbers, as they usually do, to make it not seem quite so… Obviously homogenized. Especially given how hard they’ve been pushing the stupid “recap” thing, for months…