While searching something for an upcoming post the top result was Reddit so I clicked it and saw a message about seeing my "Reddit Recap 2022". Since I don't regularly visit Reddit anymore I was curious and got some unusual results

You scrolled 399 bananas

Whatever the fuck that even means...

You spent enough time to go to the moon 8.3 times

Wait...what?? How????? The Apollo 11 mission took 51 hours and 49 minutes to arrive on the lunar surface back on July 19th, 1969, hence becoming the fastest spacecraft mission to the Moon, I doubt I spent enough time on Reddit to leave Earth's atmosphere.

Here's how you kept yourself entertained

r/SquaredCircle for those wondering, a wrestling Reddit. Clicked a few links from other sites to there.

You're too wholesome to pick sides

How adorable!

Well, I am wholesome & adorable so that's true.

Through it all, you kept coming back to this post

Pierre Poilievre’s leadership bid marks a toxic turn for Canada’s Conservatives: https://www.reddit.com/r/CanadaPolitics/comments/sqr9vx/pierre_poilievres_leadership_bid_marks_a_toxic/

I looked at that post once, maybe twice

You're in the top 18% of karma earners this year

Whoa...how fucking dead is Reddit?? My last comment was 2 months ago (2 points), the last result on the 1st page of my overview is a comment from 2 years ago. I have literally SIX posts/comments this year with a total of 7 karma points.

Your top comment this year

One point...from me.

Here's how you spent your time

Top 3 results equal 23 hrs. And I did NOT spend 23 hrs in the Chrome subreddit, no fucking way. And SquaredCircle, the answer for "how you kept yourself entertained" was 1 hr.

So what are your interesting results, gang?