14 () posted 169 days ago by ThatsAlright 169 days ago by ThatsAlright +14 / -0 22 comments share 22 comments share save hide report block hide replies
I will be amazed if they raceswap this one. Just imagine, a black man acting like a monkey
White Tarzan, Black Jane.
And she'll be smarter and better than Tarzan in every way.
She will teach him western manners yet somehow be a more capable jungle warrior too
I can so see it
The hero of Canton,
The man they call...
JAYNE
More like Tarzan will be lectured about how evil the western world is. I’m joking but honestly wouldn’t be surprised
“Reimagination” means it takes place in NYC and he acts like a sewer gator.
Wait, really? Is it Loius?? I love Anne Rice too much to watch this abomination.
Black Tarzan goes to Victorian England to enrich their culture with his inherent wisdom, just you wait.
They might still do it, just to push more "white woman, black man" crap.
I can see them doing it. Drop the monkey thing completely. He's a well-spoken man who just happens to live in the jungle. He'll show Jane the horrors of CLIMATE EMERGENCY and then she'll spend the rest of the movie fixing it.
Fingers crossed. The shitstorm would be beautiful.