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Oh Anita, you nasty shrew. Anyone with two neurons to rub together knows exactly why you're going through old tweets - it's because you've been completely irrelevant for years and you desperately miss the grift, so you're digging up random old posts and anyone in the world cares about you again. But you can't have it back, because you're literally useless and the only reason you ever gained any prominence was your soylord boyfriend, The Full McIntosh, who you broke up with thinking you had it all figured out and that you could keep the grift running on your own. But you couldn't, it died about 5 seconds afterwards, and it was really funny. It happened because your lot in life was always sucking dick in a truck stop bathroom for a bowl of soup a day, because that's literally all could ever hope to be qualified for. The whole thing completely fell apart immediately after the terrible huwhyte Patriarch left. You were given an incredible opportunity you never deserved, and it ended up being just another thing in your life that you blew.
Seriously, I wonder how many thousands of hours this talentless psycho whore spent lying in bed at night over the last few years, desperately wishing it was 2015 again. I checked her twatter timeline and it's a barren wasteland, she keeps posting retarded garbage and most posts get between 0 and 10 comments. I checked her personal page and it still has videos from her speaking engagements from even before GG. The Colbert thing where she was unable to name three fucking videogames is embedded there. She knows she was just a face for some closeted homo's art school project, and if she had any self-awareness, which I doubt, she'd also know that she was picked because she wouldn't intimidate all the other fuck ugly cat ladies that kept trying to stuff themselves into nerdy hobbies, because she looked like a Jewish grandmother even 8 years ago. Well, that and a complete lack of morals or self-awareness.
So yeah, I sense furbabies, wine, and antidepressants in this charming (ha) young (ha ha) lady's (*snort*) life.
Excellent rant! Informative AND funny as hell!