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Stuffyknows2much 16 points ago +16 / -0

This is predictive programming. Biden wants something like 80,000 new "Tax agents" and he's going to get them. These will be the armed enforcers who arrest people who never willingly or knowingly made errors on their taxes. This Shakira story is about putting the idea into your head that "if your taxes are done wrong, you will go to jail"

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CarmenOfSandiego [S] 12 points ago +12 / -0

Three points,

  1. The memes; Shakira, Shakira

  2. Awaiting the pussypass where it won't be 8 years.

  3. Might even be a simp pass if the prosecutors will be satisfied with just getting the money as I can easily see enough simps existing that would "crowdfund" the taxes needing paid.

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DNA1 10 points ago +10 / -0

RT states:

Shakira’s public relations team insists she has never tried to defraud the authorities. Moreover, Shakira has already paid the money demanded by the Spanish Tax Agency along with interest believed to be around €3 million ($3.04 million).

If this is true, doubt much comes of this ala the Panama Papers incident (nothing really happened, right?).

The only celebrity going to jail that stands out is Martha Stewart, and she wasn't indicted for the insider trading.

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Kienan 7 points ago +7 / -0

Taxation is theft. Tax fraud/evasion is good...in Minecraft, of course.

I don't give a fuck about Shakira, but I'm going to have to side with her on this one, over governments.

To once again paraphrase Muhammad Ali; Shakira never stole my time/money/labor.

Can't say the same for government.

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TomSeeSaw 2 points ago +2 / -0

This is the best headline I've seen today.

She can shake her ass all the way to Club Med Jail, but its something. Maybe Streisand will give her some tips.

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GeneralBoobs 2 points ago +2 / -0

La Loba. Becomes la perra de la prisión

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realerfunction 1 point ago +1 / -0

why does she need to be in prison? just hand her a bill.