DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
Dude, wtf is it with people like this and always using certain retarded spellings? Because I thought the exact same shit when reading the comment. I literally am slightly prejudiced when meeting someone and their name is a retarded spelling of a generally normal name.
Brilliant! Every 21-year-old, ever. I remember going through a period in my early 20's thinking I was like Kerouac roaming around the big city broke and scribbling unreadable personal "spontaneous prose" in notebooks. The poetic romance of poverty has a really short shelf life.
I've lived in cities most of my adult life and I prefer the countryside to the city or the suburbs.
DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favourite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cPMVQH_Vv04
This satire deserves your upvote fellas.
It's a good copypasta but I can't claim authorship
You are a true copypastafarian.
Holy fucking shit that's on on the money. I know a bunch of dudes like this.
And then I tell them I'd rather die than live where they do, and their can't wrap their minds around it.
My one criticism is that we all know it would be spelled Meghan
Dude, wtf is it with people like this and always using certain retarded spellings? Because I thought the exact same shit when reading the comment. I literally am slightly prejudiced when meeting someone and their name is a retarded spelling of a generally normal name.
Wait, which one is retarded? I've seen them both with about the same frequency.
Meghan. YMMV
Feminist mothers who like the smell of their own period farts.
They get some mad when you forget their variant spelling lol
Brilliant! Every 21-year-old, ever. I remember going through a period in my early 20's thinking I was like Kerouac roaming around the big city broke and scribbling unreadable personal "spontaneous prose" in notebooks. The poetic romance of poverty has a really short shelf life.
I've lived in cities most of my adult life and I prefer the countryside to the city or the suburbs.
This is a work of art. Frightening, but a work of art nonetheless.