Those work. I was going to go with these though:

You mean, as opposed to today when it is:

Son: everyone keeps telling me I'm evil just because I was born a boy

Dad: I can't get through my day without a ton of pain meds

Mom: I have to keep smiling and acting like everything is OK, even though my life is miserable and unsatisfying

Daughter: Everyone keep telling me I'm a boy and need to get my boobs cut off

Granddad: This country is doomed, glad I'll be dying soon