Superman: looks less masculine, more soyboy-like. No angles, just soft-looking.
Batman: Got fat. Has thumb-head.
Wonder Woman: man-arms, reduced bust, eyes look more "foreign".
Green Lantern: Gender-swapped, danger-hair, giving off that lesbo vibe.
Aquaman: race-swapped, "modern" hair.
Cyborg (?): Compared to the Cyborg in Teen Titans, not that bad, but has an afro to emphasis HE BLACK. I'm no expert on this stuff so I could be wrong here.
Flash: Another child-like white man: small and ineffectual.
At least I still have DCAU stuff on DVD, where it can't be retroactively edited.
I still don't quite get why aquaman is an amputee (that is a hook-hand, right?). "Hey, let's make a character who is memed constantly for being the most useless superhero and give him a handicap. That'll make him better."
Can anyone tell me what’s with the godawful shoulders on Wonder Woman? Who was the original concept, the Toguro brothers?
BITCH GOT A PENIS! BITCH GOT A PENIS! BITCH GOT A PENIS! BITCH GOT A PENIS! BITCH GOT A PENIS!
Why is aquaman now brown
Pollution.
Dammit, I thought they were making a Krypto film. Not this gunk!
It is Krypto, only Krypto's a non-binary cat-identifying golden retriever.
Dammit, I don't need jokes, I need confirmation on what happened to the Krypto film!
Look into it yourself. It's even worse than this shit shows.
Oh. The Krypto film became League of Super Pets.
Crap.
... Are these ugly-drawn mugs the pets of the superheroes?
Superman: looks less masculine, more soyboy-like. No angles, just soft-looking.
Batman: Got fat. Has thumb-head.
Wonder Woman: man-arms, reduced bust, eyes look more "foreign".
Green Lantern: Gender-swapped, danger-hair, giving off that lesbo vibe.
Aquaman: race-swapped, "modern" hair.
Cyborg (?): Compared to the Cyborg in Teen Titans, not that bad, but has an afro to emphasis HE BLACK. I'm no expert on this stuff so I could be wrong here.
Flash: Another child-like white man: small and ineffectual.
At least I still have DCAU stuff on DVD, where it can't be retroactively edited.
I still don't quite get why aquaman is an amputee (that is a hook-hand, right?). "Hey, let's make a character who is memed constantly for being the most useless superhero and give him a handicap. That'll make him better."
It's clearly the work of a faggot like the twee boi behind ThunderKunts Go.
It's not the first time he's been depicted with a harpoon-hand. Yes, I think it was probably done to distance the character from the one Superfriends joke that everyone's been telling for forty years, but it wasn't done here and now.
It's a storyline from the 90s.
https://www.brooklyncomicshop.com/shop/aquaman-1994-series-02-loses-hand/
The more one stares, the worse it gets.
First I thought. "Eh, not too bad... "
Then noticed the diversity green lantern being purple lantern with a side shaved head. A 'fro because...well.
Then I thought "shit... well, at least Wonder Woman looks like a woman"
Then I noticed her shoulders are as wide as the males. Even the Flash's shoulders are more feminine.
Yep... Agreed, it is fucking retarded!
Green Lantern has a thousand yard stare going on also.
Batman's neck is almost twice as wide as his head.
The Flash's chin could put someone's eye out.
Of course they had to! The more stereotyped black it is, the better in their eyes.
I'm assuming they are using RP Drag Race cunts to base these shit drawings off of.
Now just saw more. Retarded gay hairdo on Aquaman, and green lantern thing is quite obese...
How about Halfro there? Real one is supposed to be a tall, built man, not some 600lbs titanium tranny.
I think he is supposed to be bald and really strong. NEver read anything of him in any comic. But that fro' is just... virtue signal.
I think you may be right on that!!