The black Captain Keyes will have a line about their husband.
Nah, Keyes being gay is a bridge too far, even for wokest. A black Keyes? They can get away with that and most normies will defend it by saying "His race isn't important!"
They might turn Miranda or Halsey into a carpet muncher, though. Miranda being black and gay would be pretty bold, though, but since Halsey didn't have kids of her own in the story, and she's the Spartans' surrogate mother, she'll probably be the one to suffer hetero-conversion, while Miranda parades around barking about how oppressed minorities are in the UNSC.
Plus, based on the trailers, it looks like they have a some other alphabet soup freaks to fill out the buffet of other letters.
Halsey pretty much already is canonically gay for herself, but in a funny way. "I just invented a brand new species of computer intelligence. And she's me from twenty years ago, naked, and has D cups. Pretty cool huh?"
Oh yeah. It's pathetic that the best Cortana has ever looked was well over a decade ago. Every new Cortana looks more and more like she's some 40 year old who is just now ready to settle down by firing up Tinder and rocking every filter and makeup and trick in the book to hide her age.
she's me from twenty years ago, naked, and has D cups. Pretty cool huh?"
Why Not? Coding her with clothes is probably a lot more work than the 'default' human sillouhetted form. And what girl doesnt want the digital version of her to be hot? its probably like addressing a slider to increase her boob size.
Nah, Keyes being gay is a bridge too far, even for wokest. A black Keyes? They can get away with that and most normies will defend it by saying "His race isn't important!"
They might turn Miranda or Halsey into a carpet muncher, though. Miranda being black and gay would be pretty bold, though, but since Halsey didn't have kids of her own in the story, and she's the Spartans' surrogate mother, she'll probably be the one to suffer hetero-conversion, while Miranda parades around barking about how oppressed minorities are in the UNSC.
Plus, based on the trailers, it looks like they have a some other alphabet soup freaks to fill out the buffet of other letters.
Halsey pretty much already is canonically gay for herself, but in a funny way. "I just invented a brand new species of computer intelligence. And she's me from twenty years ago, naked, and has D cups. Pretty cool huh?"
Oh yeah. It's pathetic that the best Cortana has ever looked was well over a decade ago. Every new Cortana looks more and more like she's some 40 year old who is just now ready to settle down by firing up Tinder and rocking every filter and makeup and trick in the book to hide her age.
I mean, a decade from best to post-wall sounds about right.
Why Not? Coding her with clothes is probably a lot more work than the 'default' human sillouhetted form. And what girl doesnt want the digital version of her to be hot? its probably like addressing a slider to increase her boob size.
Women wanting to be attractive isnt gay, lmao