So, there's a scary new variant, NuXi Omicron, which is wildly mutated, the vaccines that didn't work against Delta sure as hell won't work against this one, and it seems to be way more contagious than previous variants so it's going to displace them. The solution is obvious, get boosted 4 times a year with a vaccine that doesn't do shit, Pfizer et al. need the cash.
Also I'd like to point out that 4 jabs a year is something that even most conspiracy theorists didn't predict, only as a joke in the likes of ChurchOfCOVID and memes about gigavaxxing on /pol/.
I also read an interesting spoiler alert conspiracy theory: More and more people will start refusing these shots due to the severe side effect they'll start having, if not after the first two doses then definitely after the 10th/20th/30th shot, and then we'll see a bunch of Experts with media and corporate backing explain how all the filthy plague rats who only have 10 boosters are having all these crazy health issues and how we need to crack down harder. Hmmmmm.
Well, I guess more of it would still be in your system to help foster the heart problems' growth. Kinda like taking a shot of vodka once a day versus doing it hourly as to how it impacts your kidneys.
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So, there's a scary new variant,
NuXiOmicron, which is wildly mutated, the vaccines that didn't work against Delta sure as hell won't work against this one, and it seems to be way more contagious than previous variants so it's going to displace them. The solution is obvious, get boosted 4 times a year with a vaccine that doesn't do shit, Pfizer et al. need the cash.Also I'd like to point out that 4 jabs a year is something that even most conspiracy theorists didn't predict, only as a joke in the likes of ChurchOfCOVID and memes about gigavaxxing on /pol/.
I also read an interesting
spoiler alertconspiracy theory: More and more people will start refusing these shots due to the severe side effect they'll start having, if not after the first two doses then definitely after the 10th/20th/30th shot, and then we'll see a bunch of Experts with media and corporate backing explain how all the filthy plague rats who only have 10 boosters are having all these crazy health issues and how we need to crack down harder. Hmmmmm.I'm pretty sure I predicted this as soon as they started talking about second doses.
Next up:
You'll need individual boosters for separate variants.
One kind of vaxx ain't enough anymore, you need the full range and will be required to get at least two different types of vaxx soon.
Have we explored the idea that this might be some weird sexual fetish?
Honestly, fucking the entire country for jollies is less weird than fucking a dead pig. I think this theory might have legs.
Something significant about three months?
That's the threshold that was used in a recent study in the British Medical Journal. I don't know if that cutoff was arbitrary or not.
Well, I guess more of it would still be in your system to help foster the heart problems' growth. Kinda like taking a shot of vodka once a day versus doing it hourly as to how it impacts your kidneys.