"I'll fake my own death so we can be together, but she's such a retard that she doesn't work it out and kills herself so I have to commit seppuku instead of moving the fuck on."
Its also worth pointing out that the whole point of the play, as written by Shakespeare, basically boiled down to "Look at these absolutely retarded children throw their life away on a Puppy-Love tier fling. The Retards."
Ha. But Romeo and Juliet can be read both ways. The Romantics can pine for Romeo and Juliet to get together, and the Cynics can laugh at stupid pretty people committing suicide.
Literally cringeworthy simping.
"I'll fake my own death so we can be together, but she's such a retard that she doesn't work it out and kills herself so I have to commit seppuku instead of moving the fuck on."
Its also worth pointing out that the whole point of the play, as written by Shakespeare, basically boiled down to "Look at these absolutely retarded children throw their life away on a Puppy-Love tier fling. The Retards."
Can you tell I never liked it enough to remember any of it? I don't even know how I got an A in English Literature back then.
Are you sure that's right though? I swear it's the other way around.
I guess I'll just rewrite my answer.
"She fakes her death and I'm such a worthless simp that I decide to kill myself to "be with her" rather than moving the fuck on. "
I mean, look who you're replying to.
I guess like TheImpossible1, I now have my personal Klansman stalker.
This is a public forum, retard. If you're going to spout leftist bullshit constantly, you're going to get called on it.
I'd so fucking banned you from my "public forum" long ago if I was him.
Ha. But Romeo and Juliet can be read both ways. The Romantics can pine for Romeo and Juliet to get together, and the Cynics can laugh at stupid pretty people committing suicide.