Biden solves COVID. (WHO changes guideline on diagnosis)
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I made a comment on another thread a while back saying the riots etc would go away if Biden were elected, reasoning that now the "correct" people were in charge, everything must be good going forward.
Just like they gaslighted us into closing down our livelihoods, they will now gaslight us into believing everything is great now that orange man is defeated. There won't be any more lockdowns or race riots. After the 2A is revoked following the next scheduled mass shooting, there will be no more mass killings. After the 1A is revoked following the next scheduled Trump supporter riot, there will be no more mass civil unrest of any kind. After property rights are revoked following a few years of slander against property ownership, all of our living quarters will be managed and provided to us by the loving Party.
You will live in a pod, own nothing, and be happy (tm).
oh please they won't even need a mass shooting they'll just point at the 6th of January and make it so.
Now that they no longer have to answer to their voter base, that's about right.
I thought Biden would flex by attempting to lock down the whole country. Turns out I thought wrong, but Biden solved COVID another way. If testing yields massive numbers of false (asymptomatic) cases or attributed deaths to false positives then fixing that problem will cause numbers to decrease substantially.
I'm guessing 4 - 6 weeks from now Biden will get credit for fixing COVID.
That article is already written and is currently in the queue to be published.
Just like an active YouTube channel who plays every day.
Turns out that there are less cases when you test less. Who knew.
And Kim Jong-un can apparently control the weather. Why are people surprised that a Supreme Leader has power over nature itself? I expect to soon read articles about how Biden doesn't defecate.
Thinking of the US as though it were North Korea and Biden is its Kim Jong-un will make his reign make a lot more sense.
"whoa, whoa... You're telling me my man doesn't pee or poop?
Everybody poops. Unless they're an android. And must be destroyed.
A fellow man of culture, I see!
ZUCKERBORG DOES NOT POOP
If you read the Indications For Use (which is the specific clinical claim the FDA issues a clearance on) on the tests in the US they all said something like "when combined with relevant symptoms and an assessment of clinical history by a trained physician"). They were never supposed to be (and the FDA never cleared them to be) the sole discriminator for whether or not a person had WuFlu, but that's ultimately what they were treated as.
This was actually posted back on the 7th December, deleted and then reuploaded on the 20th January. I wonder why. Archive link for reference.