62 The Bee: Redskins Change Name To 'Lizard People' To Better Represent Population Of Washington, D.C. (babylonbee.com) posted 5 years ago by UnsubtleAardvark 5 years ago by UnsubtleAardvark +62 / -0 8 comments share 8 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Washington Construction Enthusiasts
Washington Red communists.
The Washington Leeches.
As one of the few people who's actually native to the area, I endorse this.
Washington bourgeoisie
The best thing they could do is change their name to the Blackskins and contractually bar the team from contracting any non-black players.
Say it's for reparations or some shit to really piss them off.