You know what, I think we're going about this all wrong.
FUCK YOU JERK CHICKEN SANDWICHES ARE MINE NOW. FUCK JAMAICA. INVENT A NEW SANDWICH, THIS ONE BELONGS TO ME AND MY RICH WHITE CORPORATE BOURGEOISIE. YOU CAN NEVER EAT CHICKEN AGAIN YOU STUPID SLUTS.
You know what, I think we're going about this all wrong.
FUCK YOU JERK CHICKEN SANDWICHES ARE MINE NOW. FUCK JAMAICA. INVENT A NEW SANDWICH, THIS ONE BELONGS TO ME AND MY RICH WHITE CORPORATE BOURGEOISIE. YOU CAN NEVER EAT CHICKEN AGAIN YOU STUPID SLUTS.
I'm actually on board with this suggestion. Now, what else can I claim?