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lolfail9001 1 point ago +1 / -0

From Julius Caesar's murder in 44 B.C.

So, you are telling me Putin gets murdered in 2 days?

Moscovia does want to be the Third Rome after all, so gotta stay true to original.

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lolfail9001 4 points ago +4 / -0

but people will definitely be better off without corporate boot on their necks.

Errr... Do you have a weird image of Russia in your head?

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lolfail9001 0 points ago +2 / -2

With impotent rage

I can't fucking open Twitter (and Tor might need some magic done to it as well since it stopped working for me today as well).

EDIT: Hooray, I opened it now.

Well, how do I put it. Even if it looks credible (though putting the date on 24.02.2022 will always look sus, our recent propaganda that Ukraine was planning an operation to retake DNR/LNR put the date on 24.02.2022 as well), how do I put it... What is actually incriminating here? The main guy in this laboratory had been doing research on bacterial diseases for years. Want to tell me that's development of bioweaponry? Well, that's clearly the most open research on bioweaponry in existence then.

Of course the fact that the lab belongs to Ukrainian Ministry of Healthcare and as such looks like the most standard bacteriological lab in existence is what I am wilfully ignoring here.

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lolfail9001 -6 points ago +2 / -8

deadly pathogens

Checks the papers Russian government tried to clean up after showing them to everyone

Escherichia coli... Well, I guess it is pretty deadly to have piss problems in a war.

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lolfail9001 3 points ago +3 / -0

Translation is accurate enough.

Don't get where is the basedness though. Like, he cuts out the counter measures paragraph and goes "Ok globohomo", this instantly gets more based.

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lolfail9001 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sure there is : Ukraine declaring neutrality, and a Putin puppet replacing the US puppet that currently sits as President.

Calling Zelenskiy the US puppet when he ran against Poroshenko is funny af, but sure, Ukraine does that and has it's government overthrown the next week. Except this time the puppet does not make it out alive.

That's your problem : you're a ukraine shill that can't see the actual big picture.

I am sorry, i don't need to see the big picture, I live in this big picture of Russia being treated as a joke of a state that accidentally has nuclear weaponry so nobody wants to risk invading it... yet. Though I guess it was a joke of a state already, it's just that it looked a bit more intimidating without nukes involved.

P. S. Btw, thanks for reminding me that Russia does literally train child soldiers.

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lolfail9001 8 points ago +8 / -0

So, uh, what was written there?

You know, unlike Russian authors of this tweet, I can't access Twitter.

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lolfail9001 1 point ago +1 / -0

You're insane if you think Russia is in a losing position at this time.

Don't confuse my sincere belief that Russia can't win this brawl (because there is no win condition at hand and frankly recent Ukraine propaganda suggests Russia has moved into "we'll do a little destruction" mode above all else, the only thing this achieves is bringing this particular clip back to life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKEmC4w9BpU) and thinking Ukraine can win this war (it probably can't, and in fact will be completely taken over by globohomo in the outcome).

As Giz rightly said, the only winner in this is China.

Of course, that does not stop me from having a pipe dream that this will trigger the collapse of Moscovia at long last.

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lolfail9001 -1 points ago +1 / -2

Are you gonna "citation needed me" on all of it ?

No, because I was well aware of moves to move written language to Ukrainian that were the excuse for initial incursion all the way back in 2014, I was waiting for you to just confirm my expectation that you switched "print" for "speak" in CNN-tier move.

OMG, you little Ukrainian tit sucker.

Nah, I am just cheering for death of Moscovia, and this has been the best shot at it Russia's history has ever bore witness to.

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lolfail9001 0 points ago +4 / -4

Making laws to prevent Russian-Ukrainians from even speaking Russian.

[citation needed], last I checked these days even Western Ukrainians could speak Russian when need be. Obviously after this even those who could probably will not bother, in this regard Russia has been far more effective than any Ukrainian government could dream of.

Shelling one of their province for 8 years because "Russian-Ukrainians bad"

[citation needed on "Russian-Ukrainians bad"] given that DNR/LNR forces are supported and commanded by Russia.

Arming civilians with Government issued weapons

Wait, where is the baddie part here?

Refusing humanitarian corridors

Are you going to treat the joke of humanitarian corridor into the invading country seriously? Those proposed 'corridors' basically exist solely so that Russian TV can state this exact point.

Pretending it's all going super well so people keep throwing their bodies at Russian tanks

Well, as far as "we are not even close to being occupied" it is going super well. I agree that as far human casualties go, this is probably the worst this could realistically go for either side.

Gaslighting Russia at every chance by still attempting to get into NATO and the EU instead of just staying neutral.

That's not what 'gaslighting' means.

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lolfail9001 2 points ago +3 / -1

It means West (Zapad).

This is still stupid as fuck (though I guess they did not want natural confusion with 3) but at least it makes sense.

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lolfail9001 3 points ago +3 / -0

A Z O V?

Huh. (I disregard Chechens because they are show-offs).

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lolfail9001 1 point ago +2 / -1

Fitting name for operation to bury a country, even if not the intended one.

Of course assuming this is correct source of the meme.

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lolfail9001 8 points ago +8 / -0

On that note, what Z actually refers to?

Like, the only time I used to see Z used in normal Russian existence would be as placeholder to mark place for your signature.

by borga
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lolfail9001 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am a "West" country, pretty big, with a tyrant as a "leader", just to set the scenario.

Canadian, got it.

If this is not ridiculous, I don't know what is.

Welcome to cancel culture, mate.

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lolfail9001 3 points ago +3 / -0

Imagine not having 30% of the market share in Russia where it is the obligatory payment processor for well over 30% of population.

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lolfail9001 4 points ago +4 / -0

At this point I am disappointed enough in humanity to think reptilians might be not so bad.

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lolfail9001 2 points ago +2 / -0

True, the degree to which Putin has coordinated globohomo for this show is immaculate.

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lolfail9001 2 points ago +2 / -0

To be specific, I have very vivid memory of the week ruble nearly collapsed and the gold amassing you talk about was the attempt at rescuing the sinking ship from back then.

Thing is: both the event back then and the current war globohomo has declared on Putin in all but name are eventually triggered by actions Putin signed off on. This sort of ruins the entire picture of Fabian grudge, when they can only really act when Putin himself loses his mind.

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lolfail9001 7 points ago +7 / -0

Well, globohomo realized that sending Russia into the bed with China would be a way to subvert China due to sheer contagiousness of our corruption.

Or something. At this point, if we are frank, the only endgame in sight I have is Ukraine in ruins, China winning and Russia being screwed pretty hard.

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lolfail9001 5 points ago +5 / -0

And it will work, because they will be stable and predictable and prosperous partners to deal with

Look, this is truly the funniest thing I have heard all day. Idk about prosperous, but stable and predictable? 2 Adjectives one should never use in regards to Russian treatment of business.

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