@RWApodcast: "Ramzan Kadyrov's shitposting is reaching awe-inspiring levels. He just posted this on his Telegram channel"
"Japan imposed sanctions on Russian citizens, among whom was me.
I was just beginning to understand the tawdry policies of the States and their European acolytes, who were imposing sanction and freezing my non-existent bank accounts in order to demonstrate their activism. But Japan? A country with a centuries-old tradition of morality and noble 'Bushido' behavior, which has always stood apart from the rest of the world, has suddenly buckled under Europe. I really wonder how such seemingly intelligent people suddenly went and froze my assets, which I never had in Japan in the first place.
Most likely, in addition to being banned from my financial activities, I am now banned from watching anime and enjoying cherry blossoms. I'm going to join the ranks of ninjas and do it secretly. Eh, I can't become a ninja now, either...
I just have to take exactly the same countermeasures. From now on, the Japanese leadership is forbidden to set foot on Chechen soil, except in two places - the mental hospitals in the villages of Bragun and Samashki. I am not a beast so as to deprive them of the treatment they need. All of their property and bank accounts will be seized and sold, and the money will be sent to a development fund for the Kuril Islands.
And seriously, I don't care about any sanctions of any country. I'm afraid of only one thing - to fall under the sanctions of the Almighty! I'm only afraid of ruining my relationship with Allah! ☝"
So, uh, what was written there?
You know, unlike Russian authors of this tweet, I can't access Twitter.
That's a funny thing, normal Russians are blocked from twitter by their government.
This is his Telegram channel. Perhaps you can tell us how accurate the translation is.
"Japan imposed sanctions on Russian citizens, among whom was me.
I was just beginning to understand the tawdry policies of the States and their European acolytes, who were imposing sanction and freezing my non-existent bank accounts in order to demonstrate their activism. But Japan? A country with a centuries-old tradition of morality and noble 'Bushido' behavior, which has always stood apart from the rest of the world, has suddenly buckled under Europe. I really wonder how such seemingly intelligent people suddenly went and froze my assets, which I never had in Japan in the first place.
Most likely, in addition to being banned from my financial activities, I am now banned from watching anime and enjoying cherry blossoms. I'm going to join the ranks of ninjas and do it secretly. Eh, I can't become a ninja now, either...
I just have to take exactly the same countermeasures. From now on, the Japanese leadership is forbidden to set foot on Chechen soil, except in two places - the mental hospitals in the villages of Bragun and Samashki. I am not a beast so as to deprive them of the treatment they need. All of their property and bank accounts will be seized and sold, and the money will be sent to a development fund for the Kuril Islands.
And seriously, I don't care about any sanctions of any country. I'm afraid of only one thing - to fall under the sanctions of the Almighty! I'm only afraid of ruining my relationship with Allah! ☝"
Translation is accurate enough.
Don't get where is the basedness though. Like, he cuts out the counter measures paragraph and goes "Ok globohomo", this instantly gets more based.