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Jack 5 points ago +5 / -0

hey reddit mods, you know what will really chap reddit's ass? Telling people the shady (most likely illegal) shit you guys and reddit done over the years.

No? Okay, stay mad.

Bitch.

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Jack 1 point ago +1 / -0

I can't link it because it's got that extra bit of code (metadata?) in the link.

Just go to google, type juneteenth, click on news, click on tools (between the search bar and the articles, and in the timeframe dropbox select custom range at the very bottom, then just pick the timeframe you like.

you'll see it ramp up around 2013 and go nuts in recent years, but 2008 and prior not so much.

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Jack 6 points ago +6 / -0

Never heard someone hipster a damn holiday.

Yeah Juneteenth was cool and super meaningful, but now that its gone federal it's all corporate and lost all meaning, I'm so over it. I'm now into celebrating Katuweebe now, you don't know it and I'm not going to tell you what date it falls on because if it gets too popular goddess knows what they'll do to it.

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Jack 5 points ago +5 / -0

I did a custom time range on google news from 1995 to 2009 and to say the articles about Juneteenth is sparse would be an understatement. And a lot of articles that showed up in the results is there because they have links to juneteenth articles written post 2020.

I'm a fairly knowledgeable American, not a brag but I talk to a lot of dumbasses who have TDS and can't tell you the capital of new york or have basic knowledge of current events other than what youtube and late night hosts tells them. Some, I shit you not, can't multiply or divide past single digits. Just fucking morons.

Anyways, the point is: I'm not a retard and I heard of Juneteenth only after I grew up and went to Texas when I joined the Army, spent two separate summers there and never once saw anyone do a damn thing for juneteenth.

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Jack 20 points ago +20 / -0

speak for yourself, I'm still watching shit from the 80s and 90s, it's an endless supply! Just like old sitcoms and tv shows. Fuck new media. And here hoping their older generation shame the younger gen in line outside of school. Hurray for the inverted population pyramid for once.

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Jack 3 points ago +3 / -0

I can play GT2 for PSX on my RG351MP handheld. Gimmie something strong enough to run Here Comes the Pain and I'm gucci mang.

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Jack 2 points ago +2 / -0

I miss fittofat always nice seeing people get shamed for porking out.

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Jack 8 points ago +8 / -0

What issue was this? I miss me some good Punisher.

I can't remember which issue was it but it was during the Punisher Max era (although what I'm referencing wasn't from the Max imprint I don't believe)

Punisher goes to a drug lab and just shot the shit out of everyone, the gangbangers shot back but they were kinda out classed. So they dropped their guns and put their hands up and the Punisher called it target practice and shot them all in the head anyways (off frame kill which is why I don't think it was from Max.)

They hands up don't shoot and the Punisher didn't give a single fuck.

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Jack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Putting popcorn into my new smart microwave and using the app to set it for 2:50 seconds ten years from now.

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Jack 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah but that was a "skirmish" this one is legit men vs women and top-tier fifa prize sharing women that their ass handed to them by ham and eggers.

Your bonus video of the day.

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Jack 4 points ago +4 / -0

Dylan Mulvaney wishes he looked as hot as that otamatone looking piece of ass in the comic.

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Jack 1 point ago +1 / -0

I imagine you just pick doesn't fit for the clothing and not as described or pictured for yourself.

Damaged upon arrival to earth, mental quality not as expected, and a few years from now changed mind, but it arrived late.

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Jack 3 points ago +3 / -0

sorta related but double top buns means more sesame so that's what I want.

That said, regular burger, bun made from the same thing, a top and a bottom, with a piece of meat in the middle. It doesn't get more metaphorically gayer than that.

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Jack 4 points ago +4 / -0

Years share same dates and you can look up what previous years share the same dates as current or next year and buy sexy beer or nudie calendars from 70s-90s back when men could be men. Makes great presents for dude bros for Xmas.

It's such good shit.

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Jack 5 points ago +6 / -1

Bret Hart enters this thread: "Did someone whisper Goldberg's name on the third floor of the apartment building across the street? Because fuck that guy"

Also MJF isn't today's Roddy Piper, if anything he's more of a Ric Flair. But to be honest he's neither because those guys wrestle more than a dozen times a year. Probably a dozen times a in 10 days back in those days.

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Jack 18 points ago +19 / -1

2024 will be a battle of wills between the not trump vs the not biden crowd and imo we're one big bank failure away from not biden edging out. So they're gonna keep the party going with that money printing machine.

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Jack 7 points ago +8 / -1

I get why you have to say that, but seriously, if I have your notoriety around this here parts I'd embrace it, and if someone accuse me of shilling for myself, I'd troll them. Fuck them, and fuck you 57% of the time.

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Jack 18 points ago +19 / -1

Every once in a while, a dark part of my soul speaks to me and whispers "that handsome roguish devil Imp with the big dick is right about everything"

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Jack 6 points ago +6 / -0

I for one welcome our new overlords from the planet Amazonia.

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Jack 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm not a fancy lad, no heated seats for me, I have the sub $30 turn and squirt. Only thing I can bitch about is the water temp, it's not... pleasant during the winter. But I'm not trusting my browneye to one that shoots warm water, what if it malfunctions?

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Jack 8 points ago +8 / -0

Which the film also predicted. The great toilet paper shortage of 2020.

Got a bidet, never looked back.

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Jack 10 points ago +11 / -1

Women gets free rideshare from bars and clubs thru money funneling charity programs.

Men gets ambushed and stabbed to death for their pocket change as they stumble their drunk ass back home.

:jazz hands: Equality!

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Jack 6 points ago +6 / -0

I remember playing as a female avatar in UO and the amount of "my lady"'s I get was staggering. I would get free shit and random help in dungeons (was tamer bard for grinding) And one time this guy asked me if I wanted to be his rp gf after one brief conversation. I outright told him I'm a guy, and he says that's fine, just rp as a girl.

That was in the 90's, some things never change.

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