If you ask me, a stinky person is a stinky person, regardless of race, creed, or color. "Oh, I got away with not showering because I'm a white male!" No, you absolute walnut, you got away with it because you write articles for The Atlantic and do guest lectures for a living, neither of which requires you to put forth much sweat equity. Get out there and work as a pipefitter, welder, or plumber for a living, see how long you can go without properly bathing then.