This is what bothers me, mainly and people look at you like you're crazy for saying you don't speak spanish down here

Bitch, i took my two years in HS and promptly flushed it, my memory has always been trash let alone keeping an entire second language bouncing around up there. The idea of learning another language to accomodate people coming over here instead of them assimilating is just absurd. Or at least, it was.