Frodo was seen launching mortars with the infamous white supremacist Gandalf. The orcs must liberate the shire from the alt-right by burning it down with peaceful protest.
I always knew the lack of diversity in The Shire was because Gandalf had introduced his white colonial ways to the indigenous hobbits. The hobbits may he a different species, but it's obviously clear they're white-adjacent and support him and his evil ways.
Is it any wonder that the orcs would peacefully protest in order to burn and loot as a form of reparations? I think not. I heard they were also pretty pissed that the wrong Wormtongue got the VP spot as well!
I tried asking Gandalf to expedite the process to get us the hell out of here a little faster, but it turned out he got cancelled for being too white.
Frodo was seen launching mortars with the infamous white supremacist Gandalf. The orcs must liberate the shire from the alt-right by burning it down with peaceful protest.
I always knew the lack of diversity in The Shire was because Gandalf had introduced his white colonial ways to the indigenous hobbits. The hobbits may he a different species, but it's obviously clear they're white-adjacent and support him and his evil ways.
Is it any wonder that the orcs would peacefully protest in order to burn and loot as a form of reparations? I think not. I heard they were also pretty pissed that the wrong Wormtongue got the VP spot as well!
Wormtounge killed Rosa Luxemburg.
Wormtongue is Rosa Luxemburg. What a twist!