I sometimes see people claiming Baldur's Gate 3 isn't woke. It occurs to me that this is only possible because people don't publicly spoil the story.
So here's what happens in BG3.
Act 2: the macguffin you've been searching for is actually an angel. A female angel. A butchy lesbian female angel. Who is fucking the bad guy's daughter. And that badass lesbian angel totally kills her girlfriend's mean dad.
Act 3: the mindflayer you've been working with is actually Baldur, the namesake of the entire franchise. Also, there's a dragon living beneath the city. And the two of them were gay lovers. That's right. Baldur's Gate was named after a gay mindflayer who was fucking a gay dragon.
So the biggest reveals in the game are super fucking gay, but no one talks about them because that would be spoiling the story. Isn't that clever?
Well a lot of men are gay. And in the closet. Not just in leftist circles. And not just in cities like San Francisco or Stockholm. And they will never admit out of fear of being shunned by friends and family. So it makes sense, a lot of men are praising that game. It's a myth that most men are straight. It's probably like 50/50. That is my conspiracy theory. But I believe there's a lot of evidence backing this up.
That's the gayest conspiracy theory I've ever heard. Anyways, if half of men were faggots, AIDS would have crashed the population hard back in the 70s.
Even if they are bisexual or in the closet?
No variety of pervert is monogamous, and every variety are disease carriers. Worse than rodents or insects.
Yes, if your claim was even ten percent true, the population would have been in freefall from disease alone for the last half century and would have only worsened since.
Nah, you are completely ignoring the fact that they are in the closet. That means, they are hiding it and not acting on it. They are suppressing the inner gayness. In many places in this world, being gay is simply not tolerated.
Yes, those are the types who spread AIDS to straight people. In the closwt also means engaging in sneaky anonymous sex.