Happy 4th of July from Ted Cruz
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Ted represents the lone star state, no not that one, the other one
The star of remphan that is
Perfect. I'm stealing this next time my fox news family starts yapping about ted
Holy shit, is tel Aviv Ted incapable of saying anything without glazing Israel
Every time he fellates israel they bring him a new shipment of "hot dogs and cheese pizzas"
Japan did a better celebration for the 4th of July than a sitting senator, they really need to replace both the old fucks and the Israel first fucks.
And A LOT of them are the same people..
0% chance he remembers that from when he was 5.
Then what? You shit your pants and had an ice cream?
Fuck you.
Ted, can you take the rebbe's cock from your mouth? Thanks!
These pied pipers really think we're going to follow them off the Jewish cliff lol
🖕ted cruz