you have the impulse to physically assault strangers

your neighbors can hear the music you're listening to

you live off of charity (exception goes to those who are physically disabled or terminally ill)

you hate cops on the basis that they are cops

cops make you nervous

you owe any form of child support

you have sex with people you are not romantically attached to

you date or marry specifically because the sex is good

you believe killing someone will solve your life's problems

one of your debate tactics includes challenging the other person to a fight

you open carry in any kind of populated environment

you own an sbr without a stock

you own a firearm for self-defense that that you have owned for over a month and have not put at least 500 rounds through.

you carry a knife specifically for self-defense

you have ever stolen anything without making amends to the victim

you can't pay your own living expenses

you make up excuses when caught in the act of wrongdoing

you think removing your muffler makes your car sound better

you don't use your blinkers

you drive significantly faster than surrounding traffic

you pass on the right (in the US)

your daily driver includes modifications that are """hop-ups""" instead of repairs

you own any PlayStation past the PS3 and feel no shame

you play fifa, Madden NFL, or NBA 2K

you consume pot in any fashion

alcohol is part of your weekly grocery run

empty carbs are part of your weekly grocery run

soda is part of your weekly grocery run

you smoke

you live downtown in any American city and are not trying to get out

you disagree with this post

EDIT: 'bunch a niggers outing themselves