I don't even know how to talk to you. You don't inhabit the same reality as me. Yours is full of demons and witches and ghosts and monsters.
I started this off by talking about immigration policy and food prices, and you're like "Wharrr demons are crawling up from the sewers again, Bessie! Get yer shotgun and yer crucifix!"
Mocking those who follow Christ. Gr8. Show them colors you say you don't have. Like I said before...You're a Satanic POS none better than the kike POS. Two peas in a pod. There's nothing else to understand. And you're right. People like you are why many of us have an arsenal... God, Family, Country...Go away you fkng imp.
Yeah, I do mock people who "follow Christ," because let's face it, it's a really stupid religion and it has really stupid adherents.
You know, the thing about these religions is that they're puppet shows and you can see the fucking strings. There's a historical record of it all.
You can see how Jesus was a weird 30 year old hippie who toured the countryside with teenage boys, telling everyone he was God and that you should sell everything you own and give it the money to the poor and that you should let everyone kick the shit out of you and take your stuff if they want.
You can see how Saul of Tarsus took over his cult after his death and started writing letters to governments saying "Actually we do respect your power and we will pay our taxes and stuff! We're really rather normal in most ways!"
You can see how the early Catholics got together and basically full-on voted on which writings were part of the Bible and which ones weren't.
You can see every schism, every time someone made up a new version of the religion to better fit the circumstances they were living in.
Now you're following some weird-ass barely-recognizable version of the religion where Jesus was a white guy who wants you to own a buncha guns to protect your property from niggers and Jews and other demons.
Nah, I'm not Satanic, because I don't believe Satan is a real thing.
Honestly, the Bible doesn't really say Satan is a real thing, either. It's just the word "accuser," and it's obviously a rhetorical device, where the writer was like "And then the accuser said: Job only loves you because you give him everything." And if you asked that writer "But who is the accuser," he'd just say "Fuck off, you're missing the point."
Christians tend to believe in some kind of fallen angel called Lucifer, but that's not Biblical either. There's a passage where the writer is very clearly mocking a Babylonian king, like "What's left of your empire now, Mr. light-bringing morning star?" And that got non-translated and the word "Lucifer" ended up in the Bible, and Christians were like "oh well that's obviously a demon."
So, yeah, I don't think Satan is real, and an actual Christian wouldn't think so either, since it's not in the fucking Bible. But you, as we have established, are not an actual Christian. Just a hick who thinks guns and country are sacred and have something to do with White Jesus.
I don't even know how to talk to you. You don't inhabit the same reality as me. Yours is full of demons and witches and ghosts and monsters.
I started this off by talking about immigration policy and food prices, and you're like "Wharrr demons are crawling up from the sewers again, Bessie! Get yer shotgun and yer crucifix!"
Mocking those who follow Christ. Gr8. Show them colors you say you don't have. Like I said before...You're a Satanic POS none better than the kike POS. Two peas in a pod. There's nothing else to understand. And you're right. People like you are why many of us have an arsenal... God, Family, Country...Go away you fkng imp.
Yeah, I do mock people who "follow Christ," because let's face it, it's a really stupid religion and it has really stupid adherents.
You know, the thing about these religions is that they're puppet shows and you can see the fucking strings. There's a historical record of it all.
You can see how Jesus was a weird 30 year old hippie who toured the countryside with teenage boys, telling everyone he was God and that you should sell everything you own and give it the money to the poor and that you should let everyone kick the shit out of you and take your stuff if they want.
You can see how Saul of Tarsus took over his cult after his death and started writing letters to governments saying "Actually we do respect your power and we will pay our taxes and stuff! We're really rather normal in most ways!"
You can see how the early Catholics got together and basically full-on voted on which writings were part of the Bible and which ones weren't.
You can see every schism, every time someone made up a new version of the religion to better fit the circumstances they were living in.
Now you're following some weird-ass barely-recognizable version of the religion where Jesus was a white guy who wants you to own a buncha guns to protect your property from niggers and Jews and other demons.
It's mega-stupid.
Good to know. Your a Satanic POS, just like I said. Move on genius.
Nah, I'm not Satanic, because I don't believe Satan is a real thing.
Honestly, the Bible doesn't really say Satan is a real thing, either. It's just the word "accuser," and it's obviously a rhetorical device, where the writer was like "And then the accuser said: Job only loves you because you give him everything." And if you asked that writer "But who is the accuser," he'd just say "Fuck off, you're missing the point."
Christians tend to believe in some kind of fallen angel called Lucifer, but that's not Biblical either. There's a passage where the writer is very clearly mocking a Babylonian king, like "What's left of your empire now, Mr. light-bringing morning star?" And that got non-translated and the word "Lucifer" ended up in the Bible, and Christians were like "oh well that's obviously a demon."
So, yeah, I don't think Satan is real, and an actual Christian wouldn't think so either, since it's not in the fucking Bible. But you, as we have established, are not an actual Christian. Just a hick who thinks guns and country are sacred and have something to do with White Jesus.