Nah, I'm not Satanic, because I don't believe Satan is a real thing.
Honestly, the Bible doesn't really say Satan is a real thing, either. It's just the word "accuser," and it's obviously a rhetorical device, where the writer was like "And then the accuser said: Job only loves you because you give him everything." And if you asked that writer "But who is the accuser," he'd just say "Fuck off, you're missing the point."
Christians tend to believe in some kind of fallen angel called Lucifer, but that's not Biblical either. There's a passage where the writer is very clearly mocking a Babylonian king, like "What's left of your empire now, Mr. light-bringing morning star?" And that got non-translated and the word "Lucifer" ended up in the Bible, and Christians were like "oh well that's obviously a demon."
So, yeah, I don't think Satan is real, and an actual Christian wouldn't think so either, since it's not in the fucking Bible. But you, as we have established, are not an actual Christian. Just a hick who thinks guns and country are sacred and have something to do with White Jesus.
If you respond I'll know you're a bot and block you. If you aren't, I told you to fk off. Last warning. Let's see if you can "adhere" to one simple request. Or bot yourself.
lol. Obviously I'm gonna respond, because I'm not gonna let yourself puff yourself up and be like "I control the narrative! I control when people do and don't speak to me! You must adhere to my requests!"
Fucking faggot. Yeah, do us both a favor and block me; you're worthless.
Good to know. Your a Satanic POS, just like I said. Move on genius.
Nah, I'm not Satanic, because I don't believe Satan is a real thing.
Honestly, the Bible doesn't really say Satan is a real thing, either. It's just the word "accuser," and it's obviously a rhetorical device, where the writer was like "And then the accuser said: Job only loves you because you give him everything." And if you asked that writer "But who is the accuser," he'd just say "Fuck off, you're missing the point."
Christians tend to believe in some kind of fallen angel called Lucifer, but that's not Biblical either. There's a passage where the writer is very clearly mocking a Babylonian king, like "What's left of your empire now, Mr. light-bringing morning star?" And that got non-translated and the word "Lucifer" ended up in the Bible, and Christians were like "oh well that's obviously a demon."
So, yeah, I don't think Satan is real, and an actual Christian wouldn't think so either, since it's not in the fucking Bible. But you, as we have established, are not an actual Christian. Just a hick who thinks guns and country are sacred and have something to do with White Jesus.
If you respond I'll know you're a bot and block you. If you aren't, I told you to fk off. Last warning. Let's see if you can "adhere" to one simple request. Or bot yourself.
lol. Obviously I'm gonna respond, because I'm not gonna let yourself puff yourself up and be like "I control the narrative! I control when people do and don't speak to me! You must adhere to my requests!"
Fucking faggot. Yeah, do us both a favor and block me; you're worthless.