Scenario 1: Trump doesn't attack Iran.
MAGA response: He kept us out of wars. No longer are we sinking many trillions of dollars into unwinnable wars for Israel. WINNING!
Scenario 2: Trump attacks Iran.
MAGA response: We just BLASTED the Ayatolah Konami who was several years past Iranian life expectancy. LIBRULZ MAD! MURICA FUCK YEAH! Bomb their schools, take their oil and their women! FAFO! WINNING!
Obligatory disclaimer: not all everything and such as, but enough.
Because even on your best day, you're bad at pretending to be based.
And this is far from one of your best days.