The enemies in DOOM are not the only thing that's demonic about this headline.

This is horrifying.

Can’t wait to see a “bot” shooting a wall to make the bullet holes spell “HELP ME.”

Doom ported to a braincell? Soon.

When I hear biological computers, my mind goes to how the Soviet Union called the liquidators 'biorobots'...

I think using the rats is funnier:

https://www.tomshardware.com/virtual-reality/rats-are-still-being-taught-to-play-doom-now-with-a-curved-amoled-and-a-shoot-button

Now, Cortical Labs has developed an interface that makes it easier to program these chips using the popular programming language Python.

So.. it's just python.

but really what it is being used as is a material that can process information in very special ways that we can’t recreate in silicon.

You can absolutely recreate anything in silicon. What the fuck are these retards talking about?

Anyways.. having read their boring ass papers.. they fail to take into account the power of biological computers (brains) is that they're wired up in 3d. This chip is still strictly 2d. They don't seem to have a clue.

Aren't the doom enemies literally that? Brains attached to machines?