“Crime is like the weather”
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I know who I'm mugging next time I need some quick cash.
"Skip the ATM, I think I see a blue-haired bimbo down there."
Say "This is MAGA country" just so she repeats it to a camera, ensuring that nobody believes any of it.
Also a fake goatee and fake oakleys with blue lenses.
Genius. Thanks, friend-O! 😎