I have a hard time believing this. Your takes on religion peg you as a teenager.
Based on your familiarity with scripture, there's no way you were "devoted to Jesus for two years" unless the extent of your devotion was taking a nap in a pew once a week.
I am most motivated and happiest in life when I'm having sex
Congrats on being a creature on earth. If everything you're saying is true, I hope you didn't leave your ex with children. It'd be miserable being a single mom to retards.
I have a hard time believing this. Your takes on religion peg you as a teenager. Based on your familiarity with scripture, there's no way you were "devoted to Jesus for two years" unless the extent of your devotion was taking a nap in a pew once a week.
Congrats on being a creature on earth. If everything you're saying is true, I hope you didn't leave your ex with children. It'd be miserable being a single mom to retards.
Such a simp response. No, fortunately she didn't leave me with children. It's miserable being a single dad to retards.