I voted for Gary Johnson in 2016 only because I hoped the contentiousness of Trump and Hillary would have split the vote between the Lolberts and the Greens enough to get past the 10% point so future elections wouldn't just be between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich (make it a four way with a Giant Turd and a Douche Sandwich).
Libertarians are retarded. I figured that out in 2016.
I voted for Gary Johnson in 2016 only because I hoped the contentiousness of Trump and Hillary would have split the vote between the Lolberts and the Greens enough to get past the 10% point so future elections wouldn't just be between a Giant Douche and a Turd Sandwich (make it a four way with a Giant Turd and a Douche Sandwich).
Me too. Then, suddenly, I was hated by everyone and I stopped talking to people about politics IRL.