A few weeks ago: "regime change is bad" was updated to "regime change is good". This was a great success, so now new updates are being released.

Now, there is a new update: "must not be infringed" now means "if you're carrying a concealed gun at a protest, you are a domestic terrorist and will be summarily executed after being disarmed and restrained."

Please prepare for your next update, due to be released in a couple of months. In "We oppose Middle Eastern quagmires", strike the word 'oppose' and insert 'support'.

Thank you for your attention to this matter, and remember to keep trusting the plan.