A few weeks ago: "regime change is bad" was updated to "regime change is good". This was a great success, so now new updates are being released.
Now, there is a new update: "must not be infringed" now means "if you're carrying a concealed gun at a protest, you are a domestic terrorist and will be summarily executed after being disarmed and restrained."
Please prepare for your next update, due to be released in a couple of months. In "We oppose Middle Eastern quagmires", strike the word 'oppose' and insert 'support'.
Thank you for your attention to this matter, and remember to keep trusting the plan.
With how successful the NPC update was, I'm also really worried about "Internet anonymity is bad, and must be ended."
That one has been a concern for years. I don't think there will be nearly enough resistance once governments start pushing for that in earnest. Facebook broke the taboo and now everyone posts on Twitter and Instagram with their real faces like it's nothing. Clout chasing platforms did a lot to destroy the public's desire for privacy.
Before the advent of social media extroverts were the lubricant that kept society running smoothly. Post social media they're the fuel that is burning it down because they're like alcoholics with a death grip on that bottle of hooch. Obviously the blatantly manipulative social media incentives are the root of that evil, but I can't help but be a little disappointed in so many people's desperate lack of self-control too.