"Dear diary, today, I went out and committed many crimes. And now they're politely asking me to go back to my family in another country, which I regularly visit and send money to. In fact, I send so much money back that I got from my daycare that doesn't house any kids, that I'm treated like a rockstar every time I visit. This is horrible oppression. This is JUST like when Germany skinned Jews to make into mass-produced jewskin lamps."
"Dear diary, today, I went out and committed many crimes. And now they're politely asking me to go back to my family in another country, which I regularly visit and send money to. In fact, I send so much money back that I got from my daycare that doesn't house any kids, that I'm treated like a rockstar every time I visit. This is horrible oppression. This is JUST like when Germany skinned Jews to make into mass-produced jewskin lamps."
It's gonna be a best-seller, Tim.