This is classic "heads I win, tails you lose" bullshit. Countless English majors have penned retarded screeds about how every H.R. Gieger-style monster secretly represents man's fear of female genitalia, menstruation, childbirth, etc. Then the moment someone cracks a joke at their expense, it's only further proof of the same idiotic ideas. Everything is always about them, but don't you dare make it about them.

Also, the anti-natalism in those Twitter responses = we are cooked as a species.