64 Amelia vs the Starmtroopers (twitter.com) posted 139 days ago by SophiesBoyfriend 139 days ago by SophiesBoyfriend +64 / -0 19 comments share 19 comments share save hide report block hide replies
"Ah, the bullets are greased with pig fat. This accelerates them to 0.91 Mach, causing massive penetration and instant cauterization while also destroying the internal organs of the attacker. An excellent choice."
"They're also delicious!"
"... What?"
"What?"