Top right: That's because reality says the opposite almost every time. Terrorists & communists are bad, m-kay? Even if you think they like you? That they'll reward you for your support? They're quite likely to kill you if they gain power.

The one below it is truly delusional. Why did we win 92% of the cases? Because we were right 100% of the time! and got shafted 8%.

What's that prayer app that sponsors Freedom Toons? Halo dot com I think? Their ads are very funny!