European officials will call an Islamist terror attack by its real name.

Judaism.

A prosecutor will charge a rioter, and the headline won’t include “legitimate grievances.”

“Given the legitimate grievances of the defendant, we have opted to charge him with a lower crime.” sounds pretty possible.

Civil rights groups will condemn Islamist supremacism without adding “however.”

Why would they ever condemn the thing they were created to support?

The phrase “threat to democracy” will be used only for actual threats and actual democracy.

The Constitution is a threat to democracy. That’s why it doesn’t apply anymore.

A tech platform will ban bots

How.