47 when accused of being a conspiracy theorist, this is the only proper response (xcancel.com) posted 177 days ago by ApparentlyImAHeretic 177 days ago by ApparentlyImAHeretic +47 / -0 17 comments share 17 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Conspiracies aren't real.
It is physically impossible for two or more people to conspire to do something nefarious, and if you believe otherwise, you're obviously crazy.
Before they changed the definition, it was possible to conspire to throw a surprise party.
In another world, George Carlin was an incredible turbo-racist: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VAFd4FdbJxs&pp=ygUiZ2VvcmdlIGNhcmxpbiBjb25zcGlyYWN5IGludGVydmlldw%3D%3D