Yeah, Mums been in the basement for years along with her siblings. They keep talking about how big and important they were back in the day, and then get scammed by Somali online emails and stuff.

Canada has been declaring itself the good son because he never fully moved out. Australia is trying to prove that his twin New Zealand is the cuck. South Africa got a new wife and nobodies really seen him for years. He keeps sending cards that he's ok, but non of them make any sense.