70 posted 208 days ago by SNES_X 208 days ago by SNES_X +70 / -0 47 comments share 47 comments share save hide report block hide replies
Nevermind the part where any space faring species can just glass the planet from orbit and all that...
I think they're trying to make some ham handed scree against gentrification here. How dare the humans want to live on our horrifying hell planet.
That's modern writing for you. It has plot holes big enough to drive a Mack truck through.
That you discovered in less than ten seconds, before ever seeing the movie.
I halfway suspect they're going to have some kind of magic tree tentacle manifest from the planet and slap a spaceship out of orbit.
Fuck you, I'm colonizing your hell planet, I'm gonna eat your immortality whales, and I'm going to raw dog your air. Your blue people are going to get plapped and pregged by my army of weird furries.