I would rather have multiple novels worth of text than have to listen to a soyboy retard self-insert yapping away with sperg shit like 'Hey that looks like a missile, you should use that to shoot the missile door thats right there with the glowy missile symbol on it. Just don't shoot me! Aren't I quirky and interesting?' all the time and I can't immediately shove them into a woodchipper because they are 'essential' to the garbage reddit-tier story.