If straight hair is so horrible and oppressive for you, why the hell are you keeping yours straight? You're not First Lady anymore, you don't need to conform to any of those evil White people's beauty standards anymore. You certainly aren't trying to pretend you like them anymore like you did when your butt-buddy was in office. Grow out your fucking afro or turn into a big head of broccoli all you like. No one's stopping you now, and no one was stopping you then.