"Okay women, you can do what you want, but try not to fuck it up."

Almost immediately fucks everything up so catastrophically even the biggest naysayers for letting it happen are too gobsmacked for an I told you so.

"How dare you let me do what I want. That hurts me. Women most affected! Men fix my problems for me so I don't have to deal with it or learn from my mistakes."

No. Not anymore. You didn't just shit the bed, you shit on society, life, liberty, justice, and everything we used to hold dear.

Not only should you be ashamed of yourself, but you should forever be reminded of what you did.