Saw this on Vox Day, and after reading the linked Substack post, I realized it could have been written by any one of us:

Original: https://substack.com/home/post/p-175405409 Archive: https://archive.is/heeKk

Too good to quote, so go yonder and read.

NOTE: I haven't been able to find the snivelly "I'm gonna tell" comment that Vox quotes, because I don't have a Substack account, and can't see any comments.