Native land acknowledgments have become so commonplace in Canada the wokies have to put extra effort to make them longer and more literary to prove you’re not just going through the motions. - Kotaku In Action 2

Native land acknowledgments have become so commonplace in Canada the wokies have to put extra effort to make them longer and more literary to prove you’re not just going through the motions. (twitter.com)

posted 225 days ago by YesMovement 225 days ago by YesMovement +86 / -0

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– Ricky_CIA 19 points 225 days ago +19 / -0

Turning it into a WWE shit talking rant and watch the faggot leftie faces.

Ooh yeahhhhh, dig it! I'm comin’ at ya from the top rope with a land acknowledgement that’s gonna shake the heavens! Snap into it! We’re standin’ on sacred ground, brother, we stole these ancestral lands of the [insert specific Indigenous peoples here], who had been rockin’ this territory since the dawn of time, ooh yeah! We took it from them like taking candy from a baby, ooh yeahhhh! Let's all laugh at their legacy being crushed with the intensity of a Macho Man elbow drop, and mock their backwards spirit like it owes back rent! Can you feel the madness? Ooh yeah!

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– 83671R18 11 points 225 days ago +11 / -0

Nice, but I'd spice it up a bit. How's...

"Ooh yeahhhhh, dig it! I'm comin’ at ya from the top rope with a land acknowledgement that’s gonna shake the heavens! Snap into it! We’re standin’ on sacred ground, brother, we stole these ancestral lands of the [insert specific Indigenous peoples here], who had been stealing it from [other peoples], keeping the land in a constant cycle of murder, slavery and cannibalism since the dawn of time, ooh yeah! We took it from them like taking candy from a baby, ooh yeahhhh! Let's all laugh at their legacy being crushed with the intensity of a Macho Man elbow drop, and mock their backwards spirit like it owes back rent! Can you feel the madness? Ooh yeah!"

...this version?

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