you must give away your guns, otherwise, we, the gun grabbers, will do some terrorism against you.
you must bend the knee to the climate change mafia; otherwise, we, the planet's saviors, will burn some forest.
you have to understand that it's time to discriminate against your race; otherwise, we, the race traitors, will burn down your cities.
you have to let the freaks touch the kids with the feminine penises, otherwise we, the trannies will shoot them enmasse.
you have to enjoy infinity-immigration in your country, otherwise, we, the invaders, will stage an insurrection.
you have to let kongs stab you in the subway for shit and gilggles, otherwise, we, the xenophiles, will extinguish you.
you have to keep piling up the gibs like a slave, otherwise, we, the welfare classes, will elect a tyrant to bash you.
you have to let the marxists turn your media into propaganda against you, otherwise, we, the censors, will fucking cancel you.
you have to be blamed as a collective, otherwise, we, the collectivists, will pick you apart.
you have to accept when we find loopholes so your party gets no representation in parliament, otherwise we, the democrats, will ban your party and arrest your guys.
you have to become a cog in the machine for the oligarch pan-world dystopia, otherwise, we, the elite, will debank you.
you will let the tyrants turn our countries into open sky big prisons and take the mystery gacha-vaxx, otherwise, we, the peons, servants of the masters, will imprison you.
you have to let the godless mock your faith even when you grieve your dead one we killed, otherwise, we the good people, will be made to kill some more.
you must give me what you have for free and obey me, and thank me on top of it, otherwise, we the right side of history will kill you, nazi.
You have to obey and appease this sexual deviant category of people in the manner of speech and access they see fit, otherwise, we, the defenders of rights, will fine and imprison you.
You have to moderate the way you speak your opinions with political correctness that is approved and ineffective to shake your oppressors, otherwise, we, the fighters for freedom of speech, will fucking ban you.
You have to accept that if a female* accuses you, then that is an automatic guilty sentence; otherwise, we, the fairer, will destroy your fucking life.
You have to go fighting and die in a foreign land to defend the "prestige" of our nation; otherwise, we, the boomers, will make sure your generation lives like hell.
You have to go fighting and die in a foreign land to destroy this evil tyrant that has the same politics as yours, otherwise, we, the people that are against everything you believe, will fucking deny that future forever.
You have to make multi-generational loans to afford a house because the red line must go up forever, otherwise we, the investor class, will crash the fucking everything to inflict maximum pain on you.
You have to accept to be a soft cuck and suffer through many moral blackmails, otherwise, we, the moderates that chant when you die, will fucking shoot you.
You have to accept when the government and corporations collaborate to ban your speech, making backdeals at your expense, otherwise, we, the anti-fascists, will make you feel the consequences.
You have to defend the stability of the multinational trade even if it destroys your future opportunities, otherwise, we, the supporters of political violence and assassination will blame you for causing chaos.
You have to defend the sanctity of due process when convenient to us, otherwise, we, the abettors of illegals, will fucking revolt against your tyranny.
I could not believe I could still be radicalized more
I could not believe I could still be radicalized more
Jimmy Kimmel begs to be impaled
And I would grant him his wish
But he's such a useless harmless faggot.