How many times are they going to try and reboot this franchise into a movie?
The originals vaguely worked because it leaned fully into the sex appeal angle, and that only got two. Without that Lara Croft is literally a generic action girl that we have dozens of every year, and nobody cares in the slightest. And even then, Angelina Jolie was in her peak "hottest woman alive" phase back then to pull those numbers, and this bitch ain't got nearly that level of draw.
How many times are they going to try and reboot this franchise into a movie?
The originals vaguely worked because it leaned fully into the sex appeal angle, and that only got two. Without that Lara Croft is literally a generic action girl that we have dozens of every year, and nobody cares in the slightest. And even then, Angelina Jolie was in her peak "hottest woman alive" phase back then to pull those numbers, and this bitch ain't got nearly that level of draw.
Worse than that, Lara isn't even allowed to use guns or raid tombs nowdays
No tits, no dual pistols, no tombs to raid.
The only literal connection left is if she sees a dinosaur.