103 University of South Carolina mistakes white male casually walking down the street with an umbrella for a school shooter (notthebee.com) posted 334 days ago by ApparentlyImAHeretic 334 days ago by ApparentlyImAHeretic +103 / -0 Man Triggers Active-Shooter Warning At University Of South Carolina With ... Umbrella The funniest thing just happened in Columbia, South Carolina. 30 comments share 30 comments share save hide report block hide replies
His accomplice, one Mary Poppins, is assumed to have fled the country to the United Kingdom.
Her accomplice, known only as Bert, told campus authorities to “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” themselves and fled up a nearby chimney.