"...And no, you can't sleep with them."

Good.

They're all hideous with some kind of skin or mutant deformity or missing limb, and plus that degenerate trend really needs to die in gaming.

The only time sleeping with a companion should be included is if it's a pro-natalist narrative that encourages heterosexual couples to be together so they can form families/lineages, like that one game that was attacked by the faggot mafia for not including faggots.